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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:10 pm  Reply with quote
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In making Jesu the most wrist-slicing experience!
I went to a house party on Saturday night. Brought along the essentials with me.. beer and vodka, and thought 'I'll bring some Jesu for the CD player. So i made a little compilation, containing 'Silver, Star, Conqueror, Stanlow, Friends Are Evil, Bright Eyes, Medicine, Man/Woman, and many many more. So at about 12.30am i blasted it on, and by the time it came to Bright Eyes a friends girlfriend bounced up, shouting 'FUCKIN HELL! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF I KEEP LISTENING TO THIS!' before a quiet 'Im sorry, but its depressing the lift out of me!' Made me smile..
So Justin, you have fulfilled in making Jesu a wrist-slicing experience (if only she did haha) Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:08 pm  Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:26 pm  Reply with quote
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dude, you should have played the guitar...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:04 pm  Reply with quote
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ogroboy wrote:
dude, you should have played the guitar...


haha then she would've committed suicide

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:32 am  Reply with quote
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Remind me not to invite you to a party, EscapePods, if that's your idea of Saturday night party music...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:42 am  Reply with quote
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EscapePods,

You and your pals sound like you're perfect for my next Fifteen Restaurant, have you seen my show on the telly? Have a think about it and when we're looking for some... how do I put it ahhhh underprivileged kiddies I'll let you know Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:48 am  Reply with quote
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Any advice for some decent grub for a party, James?
Something tasty, something pukka: you know the drill.
Don't forget something for the ladies as well - the kind of thing classy birds like Jools would enjoy...

I need the advice: last time Michael Winner came over, he only brought Turkey Twizzlesticks and Angel Delight, and it didn't go down too well...
And Kmart the Bug ruined the whole thing when he took over the stereo...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:01 am  Reply with quote
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Damn - I can see that I'm gonna have to teach some fools some basic rules!

Don't get me wrong: I don't hate Turkey Twizzlesticks, but I pity the fool who would take them to a partay!
So quit yo' Jibba-Jabba!

One thing is fo' sho' - show at the partay with some Mr T crispy sweet corn and oats cereal under your arm, and you're good to go!

Remember Kids: treat your Mother right - and eat my cereal!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:54 am  Reply with quote
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hey dont use the word turkey around me, lol - and yeah it is nice see some ppl reacts 2 jesu like that cause i hate keep seein some stupid emo guyz n girlz listenin 2 it!!!



Jack is angry! "what an unfortunate country name... and you r all bunch of terrorists and barbarians! all u muslims!!"

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i suppose the esteemed mr winners recent absence from his close personal friends on this board has been down to the fact he has been suffering from, but apparently now beating, an MRSA infection. I hope he updates us on his experience soon

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:02 pm  Reply with quote
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I must say thanks Nik for making that amazing album Scum, after a frenetic night in the kitchen it is good to throw on and unwind, happy days!

Now onto your question:

That Mr. Winner is tighter than a fishes ass, so you've got to reconsider him as a chum. Fancy taking turkey twizzlesticks to a mates place. I have been happily trying to ban those poor excuses of food, even the PM took notice. Hows that for a cheeky monkey like me Very Happy

A right tasty ol' dish at the moment is chips and mushy peas with heaps of vinegar. I'm sick of all those bloody potato wedges, sour cream and sweet chilli sauce, this is much more authentically british. Cool for guys but not so cool for the ladies... so they require a womans touch, so I'm just asking Jools advice. She reckons this is the go for the gals:
Baby chive piklets topped with creme fraiche, smoked salmon and salmon roe (if you can't afford salmon just grab one of the carp that teem in your local rivers, how fresh would that be). Wash this down with a good glass of Prosecco. Plan B would be to go for sashimi and oysters, how naff or pukka is that!!!

Love,

Jamie O

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:56 pm  Reply with quote
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Mr T wrote:
Damn - I can see that I'm gonna have to teach some fools some basic rules!

Don't get me wrong: I don't hate Turkey Twizzlesticks, but I pity the fool who would take them to a partay!
So quit yo' Jibba-Jabba!

One thing is fo' sho' - show at the partay with some Mr T crispy sweet corn and oats cereal under your arm, and you're good to go!

Remember Kids: treat your Mother right - and eat my cereal!


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Wait you mean theres no YouTube video of this said girl wanting to commit suicide over geigh su???

What is this board coming to??


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Monotremata wrote:
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SACRILEGIOUS!

May the power of Dave compel you!

the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw!

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LUNAR wrote:
Monotremata wrote:
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SACRILEGIOUS!

May the power of Dave compel you!

the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw! the claw!




hey what is goin on here? no 1 can call my fav band geigh this means 1 thing: WAR - who is with me here, i am sick of hearin the words jesu and geigh 2gether - WHO IS FIGHTIN WITH ME! LETS START A WAR COMMON, THEY WANTED THIS!





Jack is angry! "chill out."

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