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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:11 pm  Reply with quote
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i have successfully sneaked into the country by wearing my fake beard, and speaking in my flawless French, they dont seem to have spotted me. but then i got Portalled! mind blown. send help. stop Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:18 pm  Reply with quote
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Portal.
That would have been awesome.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:34 am  Reply with quote
Where am I?


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You lucky lucky bastard blackmark!!!!!!

I hope you get locked in a German jail and are made to listen to the entire David Hasselhoff discography
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:27 pm  Reply with quote
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Hell's Pleasure?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:23 pm  Reply with quote
'Australian Minister for Avalanches'


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yes it was. I've been repatriated now. in exchange for some of the Amber Room that we'd been hiding over here for a few years... Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:07 pm  Reply with quote
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so that's where it went.

and to think they went through all the trouble of remaking it.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:16 pm  Reply with quote
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Everyone should be Portaled at least once in a lifetime.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:17 pm  Reply with quote
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sticking the review up later

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:35 am  Reply with quote
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A lively and accurate review. It's so vivid I almost feel as if I had been there.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:32 am  Reply with quote
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Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd ...... screw both of you!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:17 am  Reply with quote
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:curator:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:16 pm  Reply with quote
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Portal?? Seen 'em twice!!!

eeeee heeeee!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:25 pm  Reply with quote
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We all feared they would turn into a hipster band at some point.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:41 pm  Reply with quote
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I shaved the beard, and therefore I am no longer a hipster.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:48 pm  Reply with quote
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Josh wrote:
I shaved the beard, and therefore I am no longer a hipster.




But still a twonk...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:08 pm  Reply with quote
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doomride wrote:
Josh wrote:
I shaved the beard, and therefore I am no longer a hipster.




But still a twonk...


A devastatingly handsome twonk.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:10 pm  Reply with quote
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Amazing. Not only is he a hipster but he is also in denial!

What a twonk.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:56 am  Reply with quote
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Beardlessness is the new hipsterism.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:54 am  Reply with quote
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All beard, all the time.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:08 pm  Reply with quote
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Where I go, hipsterness follows. Take those twonks above me, for instance.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:19 pm  Reply with quote
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Josh wrote:
Where I go, hipsterness follows. Take those twonks above me, for instance.


So...that makes you lead hipster then...interesting

Yogatwonkster you are.
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DARWIN wrote:
Josh wrote:
Where I go, hipsterness follows. Take those twonks above me, for instance.


So...that makes you lead hipster then...interesting

Yogatwonkster you are.


It's a challenge to squeeze all those insults into a single nickname, isn't it? Yogasteakhipstertwonk is more like it.

Twonk.

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Josh wrote:
DARWIN wrote:
Josh wrote:
Where I go, hipsterness follows. Take those twonks above me, for instance.


So...that makes you lead hipster then...interesting

Yogatwonkster you are.


It's a challenge to squeeze all those insults into a single nickname, isn't it? Yogasteakhipstertwonk is more like it.

Twonk.



You forgot Pansy....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:27 pm  Reply with quote
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Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:34 pm  Reply with quote
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Still bearded, therefor, not a twonk!

YAAASSSSS!

Take that yoga pansy!

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Glaswegians routinely grow beards in order to hide their weak chins.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:38 pm  Reply with quote
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Ah-ha!

Again you fail you fake canadian!
I HAVE NO CHIN!!!

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