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Josh
PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:07 am  Reply with quote
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I hereby announce that the following twonks have finally been banned from Avalanche:

1) Princess Elrrek the Twonk
2) DoomBride Twonkenzombie, Bringer of Bath Salts
3) Sturmbannführer Avocado von Twonkenstein
4) Klawless Dorkthrone Twonk, Esq.

Good riddance.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:36 pm  Reply with quote
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This is the most egregious case of the pot calling the kettle black in the history of the board...the Yoga Pansy doesn't have a leg to stand on,which will make it in incredibly difficult for him to do the Downward Dog pose...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:48 pm  Reply with quote
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You don't stand on your leg in down dog, twonk.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:58 pm  Reply with quote
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Josh wrote:
You don't stand on your leg in down dog, twonk.



but you use your leg...this is besides the point...the real point is that you are a yoga pansy who doesn't even like The Wicker man...which is further proof that you have no credibility and are a twonk...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:44 pm  Reply with quote
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You're a big fan of overrated horror movies with hippie folk soundtracks. All that Florida sun has fried your fragile brain.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:30 pm  Reply with quote
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That hippie folk soundtrack added to the weirdness you twonk...if you can't respect Christopher Lee as a murderous pagan cult member then there truly is no hope for you...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:14 am  Reply with quote
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ok, I realize it's my own damn fault for not attending avalanche meetings as much as I should throughout the years but were we being trolled? who were those twonks?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:23 pm  Reply with quote
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DarkerSkiesBurn wrote:
ok, I realize it's my own damn fault for not attending avalanche meetings as much as I should throughout the years but were we being trolled? who were those twonks?




Josh.Josh were and are those twonks.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:42 pm  Reply with quote
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what's this? what's this? we'll have no trouble here. this is a twonk board for twonk people. aint got time

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:14 pm  Reply with quote
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DoomBride has somehow broken through the firewall but the Kraut and the Austro-Glaswegian remain blissfully silent.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:56 pm  Reply with quote
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guess what...


































































































:josh is a twonk:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 7:55 am  Reply with quote
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Josh wrote:
DoomBride has somehow broken through the firewall but the Kraut and the Austro-Glaswegian remain blissfully silent.


Probably cause they're quietly developing the first intercontinental ballistic Panzer being developed that could easily hit all of New England from a certain German bordering region..

Either that or a new Haedron rekkid.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:34 am  Reply with quote
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Sorry, I was busy invading Portugal for two weeks.
I see that in my absence things have not changed.
Josh is still a twonk.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:31 am  Reply with quote
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Monotremata wrote:
Probably cause they're quietly developing the first intercontinental ballistic Panzer being developed that could easily hit all of New England from a certain German bordering region..


Oh man, that would be amazing.

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Either that or a new Haedron rekkid.


That would also be amazing.

avocado diaboli wrote:
Sorry, I was busy invading Portugal for two weeks.


Nice!

avocado diaboli wrote:
I see that in my absence things have not changed.


Nein.

avocado diaboli wrote:
Josh is still a twonk.


:josh is still a twonk:

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:10 pm  Reply with quote
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Quietly awaits the new Haedron LP 'Kuchen und Panzerblitz'

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:56 am  Reply with quote
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Monotremata wrote:
Quietly awaits the new Haedron LP 'Kuchen und Panzerblitz'


This needs to happen!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:04 pm  Reply with quote
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avocado diaboli wrote:
Monotremata wrote:
Quietly awaits the new Haedron LP 'Kuchen und Panzerblitz'


This needs to happen!


GET ON IT YOU LAZY FUCKS. Ill mix it for free!!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 7:03 am  Reply with quote
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Completely unrelated, but I niticed on Mono's and my Profile that we both regiostered early Sept 2006. Avalanchers must turn 10 one of these days...

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deadcase registered himself 10 years ago today!
http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/memberlist.php

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVALANCHERS! STILL NOT DEAD!

surprise! eeeee heeeee! pink elephant rock! party dancing panda

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:11 am  Reply with quote
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Nice!

I'm expecting Monotremata to drop his new song GODFLESH on us by way of celebration.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:33 am  Reply with quote
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avocado diaboli wrote:
Completely unrelated, but I niticed on Mono's and my Profile that we both regiostered early Sept 2006. Avalanchers must turn 10 one of these days...




The second incarnation of Avalanchers that is....I remember registering for the initial on in 2001....

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Ten years since registering on Sunday. Rather than being a cause for celebration it only serves to remind me how tragically quickly the years are passing.

Happy birthday Avalanchers!!!!

eeeee heeeee! everybody dance now! eeeee heeeee! everybody dance now! eeeee heeeee! everybody dance now!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:28 pm  Reply with quote
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Thanks for the stark reminder,blip.... Sad

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doomride wrote:
avocado diaboli wrote:
Completely unrelated, but I niticed on Mono's and my Profile that we both regiostered early Sept 2006. Avalanchers must turn 10 one of these days...




The second incarnation of Avalanchers that is....I remember registering for the initial on in 2001....


Do we have the posts of those boards? I remember being registered (not sure if it was basstotem though) and vaguely remember Mono's + Grey's + others posts....I think Nik was there already?

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BassTotem wrote:
doomride wrote:
avocado diaboli wrote:
Completely unrelated, but I niticed on Mono's and my Profile that we both regiostered early Sept 2006. Avalanchers must turn 10 one of these days...




The second incarnation of Avalanchers that is....I remember registering for the initial on in 2001....


Do we have the posts of those boards? I remember being registered (not sure if it was basstotem though) and vaguely remember Mono's + Grey's + others posts....I think Nik was there already?



I remember Paul Raven(rip) being on there and even Ted Parsons...I have no idea if those posts still exist...I can't even remember who was moderating the board at that point...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:45 pm  Reply with quote
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Jeepers. 10 years.
This is pretty much the only forum I still use.
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doomride wrote:

I remember Paul Raven(rip) being on there and even Ted Parsons...I have no idea if those posts still exist...I can't even remember who was moderating the board at that point...


That would've been on the old EZBoard IIRC.. Or is this a second incarnation of the Avalanchers and Im just too drunk most of the time to remember?? Pretty sure we just came from the EZB to here. I was on the EZBoard sometime in early 2000, maybe even late 1999, cause I remember wasting a lot of time on it when I worked tech support for Kinkos corporate office in early 2000. My original username there was Mothra, I have no idea why I changed it cause our actual Mothra didn't join here until like 3 years after I did. Cant remember exactly what happened that made us move here, but the lack of anyone having control over the actual board and who was allowed in was one of the big reasons. Gray's join date is pretty much the day it started, he was the one that set this whole thing up.

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Monotremata wrote:
doomride wrote:

I remember Paul Raven(rip) being on there and even Ted Parsons...I have no idea if those posts still exist...I can't even remember who was moderating the board at that point...


That would've been on the old EZBoard IIRC.. Or is this a second incarnation of the Avalanchers and Im just too drunk most of the time to remember?? Pretty sure we just came from the EZB to here. I was on the EZBoard sometime in early 2000, maybe even late 1999, cause I remember wasting a lot of time on it when I worked tech support for Kinkos corporate office in early 2000. My original username there was Mothra, I have no idea why I changed it cause our actual Mothra didn't join here until like 3 years after I did. Cant remember exactly what happened that made us move here, but the lack of anyone having control over the actual board and who was allowed in was one of the big reasons. Gray's join date is pretty much the day it started, he was the one that set this whole thing up.



You are just too drunk to remember....there was definitely a first incarnation of Avalanchers after the EZB...I am too drunk to remember also but somehow I do...

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Hmm Ill drink some more and see if it jogs my memory.. Im sure Scott or JMA remember.

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I am reasonably sure there were two incarnations of EZBoard and only one avalanchers.

I signed on to the second EZ and I remember you grampas talking about the "old" board with Raven and Parsons etc.

I think we left EZBoard when it was no longer moderated and full of spambots...

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Hmm thats how I lost my Mothra username I think. Someone beat me to it there when we had to re-register.

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